Christmas Cake

**Dusty** · 07-Dec-07, 19:06

Vodka and Red Bull Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt 4 large eggs
1 cup of white sugar 1 cup of brown sugar
2 cups of dried fruit Lemon juice
1 can of Red Bull 1 bottle of Vodka

Method:

Sample the Vodka to check the quality (Very important).
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
To be sure that the Vodka is of the highest quality, pour one cupful, add some Red Bull and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the mixer, beat one cup of butter in a fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again.
At this point it is best to make sure that the Vodka is still OK.
Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
Try another cup - just in case, turn the mixerer off.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner again.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, prise loose with a drewscriver.
Shample the Vodka to test the tonsisticity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
Next, ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something. Who gives a ………..
Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
Pick up the can and mop the floor.
Check the Vodka (Shee shteps 3 and 4 I think it was).
Now shift the lemon and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a shpoon of sugar or somefin. Whatever you can find.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Now, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and chuck the cat out.
Fall into bed.