Nursery Rhymes

[angela5]

Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.


Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

[unicorn]

brilliant

[Mik.M.]

Very funny! lol

[angela5]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.


Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.


Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its backside
and turned its wool to nylon.