"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician" says the first man "I came home and found a pair of wire cutters under the bed and they were not mine"
"Well I think my wife is having an affair with with a plumber" says the second man "I came home and found a wrench under the bed and it was not mine"

"Well I think my wife is having an affair with a horse" said the third man "I came home and found a jockey under the bed!!"