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    I have the world's best line for initiating conversation with beautiful women.
    Seven magic words!
    Guys, send lots of money to RICH-BETTER LIVING AND RUBBER VELCRO PALACE, LICHTENSTEIN. And the secret of success with women will be yours.
    I should tell you that due to the overwhelming demand from my female fans in Caithness I could be persuaded to share the SEVEN MAGIC WORDS gratis to the male population of Caithness.
    I am told you are a lumpen lot and need all the help you can get.
    But first let's see if you have any chat-up lines...Ladies, what is the worst you've ever heard - I would imagine anything involving the use of the word Watten - and the best (such as it is).....

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    Rich

    The worst i ever heard i cannot possibly post here but pm me for the details folks.

    The best?

    Well as it is a long time since i was "chatted up" and it was in the North West of England - Coronation Street Country - they usually went something like...


    "Eyyyyy lass thas reet bonnie - fancy a pint down t'waggon on satdy neet?"

    although i did hear once

    "I am a furnace salesman think i could turn your heat up?" - he came complete with a medallion and ford capri and stay pressed trousers. Cant remember his name but he was awful.

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    Default The worst line I ever heard

    was this guy who I caught looking up my skirt with a mirror who said he was looking for his cat. I think HIS name was RICH, too!

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    The best chat-up line I've ever heard is....

    "I used to watch you walking past my house on the way to school."

    I really liked that one, as it was from a guy I really fancy!

    The worst was....

    "Mmmm....you look good enough to eat."

    I can't remember who said it, so I obviously didn't fancy the guy at all!

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    My chatline works 98% of the time among women in Canada based on a survey I conducted of 13 employees at the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Ontario.
    But where are the men who would avail themselves of this super piece of knowledge?
    Think you're above this sort of thing? Happily married? Or just given up?
    Lads, you are going to have to show some interest or I'll never be able to put your love life to rights

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    Here's another chat-up line I rather liked....

    "Do you have a sister who's single, and looks just like you?"

    The guy wasn't trying to pick me up, as he said it right in front of my husband! But I felt flattered, just the same. Hubby wasn't upset, as the guy was a colleague of his, whom he knew wouldn't really try to make a move on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady K
    Here's another chat-up line I rather liked....

    "Do you have a sister who's single, and looks just like you?"

    The guy wasn't trying to pick me up, as he said it right in front of my husband! But I felt flattered, just the same. Hubby wasn't upset, as the guy was a colleague of his, whom he knew wouldn't really try to make a move on me.
    Wid at no gie ye e boak

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    Rich, I am positively dying to know what your seven magic words are! Are they :

    "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen."

    OR

    "You're the prettiest woman I've ever seen."

    OR

    "Where have you been all my life?"


    Please enlighten me, Rich!

    Nigella

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    "Shut up and buy me a drink!"


    MadPict

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    My best one always works with the more mature female
    "Your kindness is only exceeded by your personal beauty" Lads its work for me for over 45 years and still works
    Golach

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadPict
    "Shut up and buy me a drink!"


    MadPict
    Well that one certainly wouldn't work with me, MadPict!

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    Default golach!

    Do I know ya?

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    my best chat up line.is can i be your underwear,always works for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Partan
    Quote Originally Posted by Lady K
    Here's another chat-up line I rather liked....

    "Do you have a sister who's single, and looks just like you?"

    The guy wasn't trying to pick me up, as he said it right in front of my husband! But I felt flattered, just the same. Hubby wasn't upset, as the guy was a colleague of his, whom he knew wouldn't really try to make a move on me.
    Wid at no gie ye e boak
    Ach Partan, are ye feelin' a wee bitie crabbit, perchance?

    An' fit wis yer best chat-up line, by the way?

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    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk

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    You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
    Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

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    The one i always swear by is "get your coat you've pulled"

    Or try bursting into the tavares hit "heaven must be missing an angel"

    Or "wanna go halfers on a baby?"
    Personally now i dont use chat ups as my beauty speaks what words cannot say!!! lol
    (Well it works in ma dreams ,pulled Kylie last night!)thats not a petname for a part of the
    anatomy by the way!!!! (i know howsome of your minds work! )

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    OK Here it is.
    You are in a bar, or a supermarket, or an airport, or wherever people mingle.
    There she is! At last...The girl of your dreams. Youre very own femme fatale. This was meant to be. This was ordained in heaven. You are two halves of the same soul.
    But how do you speak to her? Your heart is thumping, the palms of your hands are sweating, tou are light-headed.
    Get a grip, you fool!!!!
    OK Steady now.
    Get closer to her.
    Your eyes meet.
    You shift your gaze downwards.
    Then you raise your eyes.
    You smile at her. It's now time for the line. You take a deep breath and say.......

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    "WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE FABULOUS SHOES!"

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    What? Shoes? She's gonna think you're gay, Rich!

    A bloke once told me the best chatup line for British women was "Would you like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob?"

    Never had much in the way of chatup lines myself. Though I did pull this fabulous chick once with the simple and straightforward "Would you like to dance?". We celebrate our silver wedding this summer.

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