Rich
The worst i ever heard i cannot possibly post here but pm me for the details folks.
The best?
Well as it is a long time since i was "chatted up" and it was in the North West of England - Coronation Street Country - they usually went something like...
"Eyyyyy lass thas reet bonnie - fancy a pint down t'waggon on satdy neet?"
although i did hear once
"I am a furnace salesman think i could turn your heat up?" - he came complete with a medallion and ford capri and stay pressed trousers. Cant remember his name but he was awful.
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