On a lighter note and for all you ladies out there. Us men have got together and in the interests of harmony between the sexes have written a few notes to help you understand us.

(They are all as Important as each other hence they are all numbered as 1)

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up then put it down. We need it up and you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sport on the Weekend. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides .. Let it be.

1. Crying IS blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one .. Subtle hints do not work !! .. Strong hints do not work !! .. Obvious hints do not work !! .. Just say it !!

1. Yes and No ARE perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do .. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think youre putting on weight you probably are .. PLEASE Dont ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry .. we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something .. Or tell us how you want it done .. Not both. If you already know best how to do it .. just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible say whatever you have to say when the commercials are on.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit and not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit, and we have no idea what "mauve" is.

1. If it itches it will be scratched .. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say .. "nothing" .. we will act like nothing's wrong .. We know you are lying but experience tells us it is just not worth the hassle to question further.

1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to .. expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .. Seriously.

1. Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Rugby or Golf.

1. You have enough Clothes.

1. You have far too many Shoes.

1. And I am in shape .. Round IS a shape!


Thank you ..