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    An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee,
    croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum,
    sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
    nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only
    eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
    transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The
    Frenchman has a s mirk on his face.

    The American listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    American: "Of Course."

    Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

    "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
    the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
    them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

    After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
    France ?"

    Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

    American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

    American: "We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle
    them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France ."

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    Hahaha! Thanks richman, brightened up my day!

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    did ye hear the french banned the proclaimers ?

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    heh heh heh liked that one richman, i d have made the yank a scot though

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    Quote Originally Posted by richman View Post
    did ye hear the french banned the proclaimers ?
    they didna want a letter fae america .

    forgot the punchline .

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    Very good.........
    Last edited by maisiebudd; 23-Jan-08 at 15:34.

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