A Scottish Love Poem

[golach]

(Who said Scottish guy's aren't romantic?)

A' coorse ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody tap notch burd
An' when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab.
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin' therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I cin get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts.
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best.
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye lies.
Ah think its very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz ivir goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear.
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An' fetch anither beer.

Anon

[helenwyler]

Love it golach!

Are you sure you didn't write it yourself?

[Angela]

And what was Mrs G's response when you recited it to her, golach?

Has your face recovered from the slap yet?

[nanoo]

He'll probably tell you Angela, once the swelling around his mouth goes down. Only joking Golach, it was a good laugh.

[Sporran]

Golach, that's hilarious! I can imagine Rab C Nesbitt reciting it, ken fit ah mean?

[alanatkie]

Thanks for putting that up golach.
It made me chuckle but no i canna imagine Rab c saying it but maybe Ford Kiernan

[Julia]

Great stuff!