so very true

**brandy** · 17-Oct-07, 17:36

saw this on my labradoodle board.. and it is sooo true..thought i would be nice and help the thick men out.. ie all husband and partners!
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying bleep YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

**hotrod4** · 17-Oct-07, 17:54

Ahhhh!

Brandy as a man I am very very hurt.

Im not really,

it is so true especially the 5mins thing so VERY VERY true!
When I go for a pint I am allowed an hour, when she goes out with her mates she "wont be long!" its always more than an hour though.
When she says "fine" it means shut up, When i say "fine" it means i am finished arguing dear, you go on and have the last word!!!!!