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Thread: Why Jim lost his first love

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    Default Why Jim lost his first love

    Jim wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, and
    after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.

    Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department
    store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair
    of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up.
    (The sweetheart got the panties.) Without checking the contents, Jim
    sealed his package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note.

    Dearest Darling,

    This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten you this Christmas.
    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
    any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your younger
    sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears
    the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but
    the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had worn for three
    weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and
    she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you the first time.
    No doubt, other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have
    the chance to see you again. When you take them off blow in them before
    putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
    Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope
    you like them and will wear them for me next Friday night.

    All My Love,
    Jimmy

    P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
    Also, the sales girl showed me how they look when worn in the
    latest style - folded down with the fur showing.

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    indeed !!! Very good.

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    angela5-me an wife are still in stitches at that one

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    good one he he ..

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