Doctors

[peedie man]

A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
'Paddy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Paddy

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
'So,Paddy, how was your day?'

Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir' says Paddy'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!''

'Tunderin' lard Jesus Paddy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.


'I put drops in her eyes.'

[teenybash]

Brilliant.................