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  1. 29-Sep-07, 19:12 #21
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    And it'll clash we yir yellow drawers, hiv ye no taste wumin, but Lachie.......
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    decided to quickly take off the ever-shrinking jumper and give it to her as it was cutting off the blood supply to his....
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    shirt, which had now started popping its' buttons causing a stinging sensation against his......
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    one remaining chest hair, "oh no not again" thought Lachie, damned if I am going to lose that last one, with one deft move he ripped the shirt from his chest and flung it at Morag, with a startled cry she....
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    ...jumped over the upturned chair and karate chopped the flying garments before they hit the...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolabelle View Post
    ...jumped over the upturned chair and karate chopped the flying garments before they hit the...
    fan and blew into the fire which
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    set the carpet alight, lachie, LACHIE, do something, quick as a flash he..........
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    he stripped off, bent over, passed wind and blew e flames rite.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluelady View Post
    he stripped off, bent over, passed wind and blew e flames rite.............
    up the lum & cracked the pot [crackpot]
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    eeeee, Lachie, fit every chule's been say an is troo, Caithnass has got plenty of wind tae be harnessed, said Morag in hushed tones........
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    after lachie had a big feed o beans n beer
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    Aye, now I ken fit foulk wer talk n aboot in e owld days - aboot buildan a windbreak...... Morag stared at Lachie wi a strange look com an o'er her faice.......
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    an she said , look yeve done it now e went an killed e canary way e stink
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    There must be natural gas floow n then Morag..... we'll strike hid lucky yet shouted Lachie........
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    an lachie lit a fag an blew e windows an doors oot
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    "Lachie !" screamed Morag, ye ve got ash all o'er my guid curtins......
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    "Woman, who cares about the curtains! We're onto a goldmine here." And with that, he dashed for the door...
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    but the door was 100 yards up the road getting farther away by the second
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    Lachie felt a loud rumbling in his bowg......
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    an blew the whole damn house down.
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