Lachie came home from the pub, the landing light was on, strange he thought, the wife should be in bed asleep by now......
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Lachie came home from the pub, the landing light was on, strange he thought, the wife should be in bed asleep by now......
Spring has sprung, the grass is ris', I wonder where the birdies is, the birdies is on d' wing, now thats absurd, everyone knows d' wing is on d' bird
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And who's clothes were these strewn all over the kitchen, lachie looked in horror as......Originally Posted by mccaugm
Lachie came home from the pub, the landing light was on, strange he thought, the wife should be in bed asleep by now......
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Worse than that..they live in a bungalow!
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Lachie was rather fond of the Absinthe
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
...and was very glad of the 'landing light' to guide him home... he knew he shouldn't take the plane to the pub but hoped no one would get in a flap about it!Lachie was rather fond of the Absinthe
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What he didnt realise was that in his absinthe (he had a lisp lol )the plumber had come round to check the pipes,got wet and had to strip offLachie was rather fond of the Absinthe
The nice thing about living in a small place is that if you dont know what you are doing....there's always somebody who does,or thinks they do!x
What he didnt realise was that in his absinthe (he had a lisp lol )the plumber had come round to check the pipes,got wet and had to strip off
morag..we have to call her something..clasped a sheet to her bosom and cried...when she had eventually stopped greeting she said,
'It's no what it seems..like!'
She spoke smiley..which was very lucky.
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