eves side of the story

[peedie man]

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It's all so beautiful" she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my
arms."
She went on to tell Him that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put
it.
"That is a fair point, but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave
the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those,
but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And He reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her
bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?

[johno]

heh heh heh, like it. bit femenistic though.

[anneoctober]

That does n't make it any less true Johno !!

[nanoo]

Loved that anneoctober just loved it, you are up there with johno now te he.