OK Rich that line would work with me.....cos I am crrrrrrrrrrazy about shoes!
Re: chat line
Och Rich, I thought your chat-up line would be something much more exciting than that!Originally Posted by rich
Mind you, I did wear some pretty fabulous shoes in my younger days! In my teens, I had a pair of tricolour platforms that I wouldn't be seen dead in now! They were bright red, yellow and blue!
Several years later, I was very proud of my bright pink stiletto heels -- those drew compliments from men and women alike!
But alas, these days my shoes are much more conservative, I'm afraid.........
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OK Rich that line would work with me.....cos I am crrrrrrrrrrazy about shoes!
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Aye, Lady K, I suppose so - the hermit crab next door was playing his music till all hours - I believe his name is HeblixAch Partan, are ye feelin' a wee bitie crabbit, perchance?
Those are a fine pair of feelers - your rockpool or mine?
An' fit wis yer best chat-up line, by the way?
Ooooh, great chat-up line, Partan -- I like that one!
An' shame on ye, Heblix the Hermit Crab fer keepin' poor Partan awake wi' yer music till all hoors!
Nae winder he wis a wee bitie crabbit the ither day!
That's IT, RICH???????????????????????
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE FABULOUS SHOES???????????
I was waiting for something, well, BETTER!! That wouldn't work on ME, pal.
How about, I was just noticing that we are wearing the EXACT same underwear!
My line is better, Rich. But don't sweat it. You can hire me as a consultant. You ALL can. I'll give you a volume discount.
Golach, do I know ya?
All this talk about shoes reminds me of the time I almost met Stephen King!
I was working in a medical centre in New England, and went to retrieve some medical records from the office of one of the physicians assistants (PA), who just happened to be from Maine. I was wearing my pink stilettos at the time, and the PA said to me "Great shoes! I wonder what Stephen King would have thought of them?" I asked him what he meant, and he told me that I'd just missed THE Stephen King, who was a friend of his from school and college days. Stephen had paid him a social visit, and apparently I'd missed him by only a few minutes! At first I thought the PA was teasing me, as he was a big kidder, and he was grinning at me. But it turned out he was telling me the truth, as some of the other staff confirmed that Stephen King, the author, had indeed been visiting the PA!
Hmmm....I wonder if Stephen would have liked my pretty pink shoes too, had he seen them ??????
I don't know if Stephen King would have almost liked those pink shoes, but one time I met someone who actually did meet someone else and guess what??????? It WASN'T Rich!! and he wasn't, EITHER!!!!!!
Small world, eh?
Aaww George what a lovely thing to say
Never had much in the way of chatup lines myself. Though I did pull this fabulous chick once with the simple and straightforward "Would you like to dance?". We celebrate our silver wedding this summer.
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Re: Chat-Up-Lines
PICKUP LINES WORTH A TRY
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Perhaps, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised !
Man: Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason
Woman: Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Lets start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Ciao, Dave the Rave
The two funniest chat up lines that have been used on me were:
"Hey-your jumper would look GREAT on my bedroom floor"
and (as I was on my way to the ladies room, this person grabbed my arm):
"Oi, you're lovely! Can I have a cuddle?" (No!), "Well then, can I have dance?" (Hmmm, maybe later- like another lifetime!!)"
And no offense, but the shoe line, does sound a bit gay! Or as if someone has a shoe fetish! What if the girl is wearing wellies?
Cheers,
Fiona Rich
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Re: chat line
What!!!??? Deary me...
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fionarich wrote:
>And no offense, but the shoe line, does sound a bit gay! Or as if someone has a shoe
>fetish! What if the girl is wearing wellies?
No fiona this is a *Caithness* website. Wellies at a dance would mean you're in Sutherland.
When i was a young octopus, many years before joining tommy turtle and co i would head out on a friday nite to bar swim. It was a grand little place occupied by some of the most gorgeous carp and squid youll ever see.
My favorite line was " fried, baked or crumbed" ....
Worked everytime, leading to the present wife, mrs octopi, who has provided us with littel squidy pies....hopefully they will join the company one day.
Regards,
Mr Oct To Pi
CEO
Tommy Turtle and Co.
At one time, my seven magic words were :- "Does your foot fit this glass slipper?"
But these days, I find that six magic words will suffice :- "What a lovely smile you have!"
This always elicits a smile back from the lady in question, and paves the way for further conversation.
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