I have the world's best line for initiating conversation with beautiful women.
Seven magic words!
Guys, send lots of money to RICH-BETTER LIVING AND RUBBER VELCRO PALACE, LICHTENSTEIN. And the secret of success with women will be yours.
I should tell you that due to the overwhelming demand from my female fans in Caithness I could be persuaded to share the SEVEN MAGIC WORDS gratis to the male population of Caithness.
I am told you are a lumpen lot and need all the help you can get.
But first let's see if you have any chat-up lines...Ladies, what is the worst you've ever heard - I would imagine anything involving the use of the word Watten - and the best (such as it is).....