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Thread: 25 yrs on

  1. #1
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    Default 25 yrs on

    Married 25 years,I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
    ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10
    inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18 year old
    blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
    I'm sleeping with a 43 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
    up your side of things."



    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me
    to go out and find a hot 18 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would
    once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
    sofa bed....
    Last edited by johno; 18-Aug-07 at 22:52.

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    hell hath no fury..........................

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    Like that to bits jonno, shall try it out on mrs! Oh I don't know , might get a clout for my trouble
    Na iv'e just finished seeing match o the day so I shall stay ahead while I can an have another beer

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    your wife is a very wise lady johno. Loved it as usual te he.

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    Hehehe..... I've 'doctored' this slightly Johno, & sent it in email to hubby so he can read it tomorrow at work!
    I wish I'd picked more daisies.........(anon)

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    best in ages johno
    Its nice to be nice

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    good one

    A good hug often helps

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