25 yrs on

[johno]

Married 25 years,I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10
inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18 year old
blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 43 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."



My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me
to go out and find a hot 18 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed....