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    Default 3 little pigs

    one i had sent me

    The Three Little Pigs

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
    "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

    "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.




    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

    "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.



    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

    "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says -"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

    A good hug often helps

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    Yes Bluelady, I liked that and it certainly brought a smile to my face. It's nice something has as I'm at work for the afternoon and early evening, so i'm looking forward to plenty of interaction among us ladies and johno of course on the games side. Okay?

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    FANDABIEDOSIE ! BRING IT ON GIRL !

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