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    This vampire bat come home to e cave one night and hung himself up to sleep.All of a sudden all e other bats smelt blood and began to stir, they began to pester him as to where he got e blood from. They would'nt give up and so after a while he said "ok, follow me". Off out of e cave e went, e other bats followed. Over e hills and dales and into e big forest e went and e others followed. He stopped at an opening in e forest and e others gathered around, by now in a blood feeding frency. "Do ya see at big tree over there" he said to them ? "Yes Yes" they all choroused in a wild frency, "Good he said, cos i bloody didnt"

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    Ha, ha, ha, that's a good one.
    She was not quite what you would call refined, she was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. Mark Twain

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