Colonists

[mi16]

whilst another guy in a checked skirt performs a lewd act on an octopus

what a sucker

[dozy]

Sorry ,been told not to talk to terrorists or law breakers. So I can't talk to Tories or their radicalized supporters.

[orkneycadian]

Hopefully then, you'll still be able to find a 'non Tory English tutor' to help with your punctuation and spelling.

Don't be put off by them being an English tutor - They may well be Scottish.

[dozy]

It's not me that's stocking up on shotgun cartridges .

As a colonist ,what's your definition of the word ' colony' .

[orkneycadian]

A double gin, a dash of pink grapefruit juice and a drop of Luxardo.

https://www.diffordsguide.com/cockta...pe/2352/colony

You sound like you have the recipe a bit wrong however and have been putting far too much gin in it. Go easy on it and drink more grapefruit juice. Then we might be better placed to understand what it is you are saying.

[dozy]

Colony

a country or area under the full or partial political control of another country and occupied by settlers from that country.

can you tell me the definition of the word Terrorist .

[orkneycadian]

a country or area under the full or partial political control of another country and occupied by settlers from that country.

Ah right, so in that context, Orkney and/or Shetland are the areas under the full or partial political control, and Scotland is the country doing the controlling and occupation?

Thanks for clearing that up and confirming what we suspected.

Fortunately, as you will have seen in another thread, moves are afoot in both Orkney and Shetland to remedy that situation.