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Thread: SNP tantrums

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    If they want their brew money they will be at that blasted field at 07:30 sharp

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    Quote Originally Posted by mi16 View Post
    I think we have the beginnings of a parliament.
    Who fancies the minister for education and minister of defence roles?
    We will need to build a robust defence in order to keep out the sticky fingered invernesians who will be jealous of our riches
    Ooo Ooo Bagsy Minister of Defence

    I have a few ideas for slurry firing guns at key road crossings.
    Arm all those ex-fishermen to protect our harbours. (Wouldn't want any dastardly pirates nicking our cruise ships now.)
    The way planes low fly over our farms someone could easily hit "foreign aircraft" with a well aimed hunting rifle. Isn't there a gunsmith outside Mey? Plenty of hunters these parts too, we could offer free citizenship (and therefore hunting rights in season) to any visitor willing to do a tour of anti-aircraft duty.

    If worst comes to worst and we could always use the quarry trucks to block the mountain pass, hijack and set fire to all those landfill trucks on route to Seater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mi16 View Post
    If they want their brew money they will be at that blasted field at 07:30 sharp
    Too right. Why not pay them like for like? You want food coupons work in a field, you want clothes coupons go pick litter, petrol/bus money fill in potholes ....

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