Ooo Ooo Bagsy Minister of Defence
I have a few ideas for slurry firing guns at key road crossings.
Arm all those ex-fishermen to protect our harbours. (Wouldn't want any dastardly pirates nicking our cruise ships now.)
The way planes low fly over our farms someone could easily hit "foreign aircraft" with a well aimed hunting rifle. Isn't there a gunsmith outside Mey? Plenty of hunters these parts too, we could offer free citizenship (and therefore hunting rights in season) to any visitor willing to do a tour of anti-aircraft duty.
If worst comes to worst and we could always use the quarry trucks to block the mountain pass, hijack and set fire to all those landfill trucks on route to Seater.
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