Wild times chez Cray

[crayola]

The plan was to go out for dinner followed by a show and a party backstage with the stars afterwards. Instead I’m home alone on the sofa with a Chinese takeaway, a glass of Chile’s best and two dogs looking after me. Bliss. My youngest has gone in my place. Does anybody be have a shotgun I can borrow to sort out the scorrie squawking down the chimney?

[orkneycadian]

Just lay the fire and put some best Flow Country peat on it to smoke it out. Causes less drama.

[crayola]

The scorrie flew off when the dogs started barking. This was before I thought of turning on the fire.

[orkneycadian]

Doesnt sound a very blissful evening on the sofa. Barking dogs, squawking guanohawks, sending out a call for a shotgun and just the one glass of wine.

[crayola]

It was peaceful after the scorrie’s departure. My wineglass replenished itself several times.

Apparently I missed buckets of prosecco backstage followed by a trip to the pub.

[orkneycadian]

Pretty A list stars then?