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    Default The Royal Wedding

    I didn’t cry during the bride and groom’s first talky bit which is unusual.

    For me Rev Michael Curry has been the highlight of the ceremony. He brought some tears at first but boy he went on a bit.

    Now during ‘Stand By Me’ I’m in floods.
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    Wedding? What wedding? Been far too nice a day here.

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    There are rumours that the new Countess of Dumbarton is joining the cast of River City.
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    Meghan is the Countess of Dumbarton, not the Duchess. The original announcement I saw was erroneous.

    She’ll bring a real touch of class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayola View Post
    Meghan is the Countess of Dumbarton, not the Duchess.
    Earless, shurely?

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    Why, whats happened to her ears?

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    The wife of the Earl of Caithness when he has one is the Countess of Caithness. The position is vacant currently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orkneycadian View Post
    Why, whats happened to her ears?
    Some strange American custom, I suspect.

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    And James Hewitt must be so proud of his son.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    DNA tests have proved Harry to be Prince Charles’ son. Witches have been employed to cast spells on deniers.

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    And did you read this in the newspapers? If you believe that, then you'll probably believe this too.
    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man...n-irish-hotel/
    Last edited by 2little2late; 04-Jun-18 at 14:13.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayola View Post
    Witches have been employed to cast spells on deniers.
    Witches in tights? How many deniers are in those ribbed wooly ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayola View Post
    There are rumours that the new Countess of Dumbarton is joining the cast of River City.
    And other rumours that she might drop a sprog or 2 in 6 months time. Probably "premature" but still weighing in at 10 lbs......

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    If it’s a lassie she’ll be Lady Scarlett Madonna Windsor. Or Molly for short.

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