the hypnotist

[dunderheed]

Hypnotist



The Hypnotist at the Old Peoples Home

It was entertainment night at the Old Peoples Home and the Amazing Claude

was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed

hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike

most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into

a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the

audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye

on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my

family for six generations.



He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."



The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light

gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's

fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.



"oh crap" said Claude the Hypnotist.



It took three days to clean up the old peoples home!

[brokencross]

Love it....

[johno]

nice one dunderheid.musta been messy. heh heh heh

[appleskin]

aman walks into a bar,the barman says would you like a drink,the man says he will have a whisky the barman gives him awhisky and says that will be 2 pound , the man says he,s not paying for it because the barman asked him did he want drink ,he never asked for one,abig fuss breaks out,then the manager gets involved and throws him out,a few months pass when the same man walks in again,the barman looks up and sees him and tells him get out he had enough trouble with him the last time,the man says that he has never been here before,the barman says,well you must have a double

[johno]

aman walks into a bar,the barman says would you like a drink,the man says he will have a whisky the barman gives him awhisky and says that will be 2 pound , the man says he,s not paying for it because the barman asked him did he want drink ,he never asked for one,abig fuss breaks out,then the manager gets involved and throws him out,a few months pass when the same man walks in again,the barman looks up and sees him and tells him get out he had enough trouble with him the last time,the man says that he has never been here before,the barman says,well you must have a double

heh heh try that one in the camps then