I'm with Squidge on this one. Dear god people think of the children !!
I mean these people have left a country seeking help, many have paid thousands of pounds to people traffickers that they could have used at home to make a better life, to get to the land of free money, sorry I mean Britian. After all the wars in Libya and Syria are all our fault. We started them. No doubt the parks at Calais are full of qualified workers here to make Britian a better place and enrich us with their rich culture that we can add to our multicultural melting pot. Only the other night I said to my colleague "See that guy there breaking into that truck ??, yeah him with the scabby jeans and addidas track suit top, thats the latest cardo thorasic surgeon for Harley Street that". It warms my heart it really does to see that many qualified locksmiths taking the time to check the padlocks on those trucks before making their way to Britian to ply their trade, wave flags at the Last Night of the Proms, and mix with the native citizens of their adopted country. I am sure they are just dying to rock up and start paying tax and sending money back home to the missus and kids they left behind in their war torn unsafe hellhole countries that are in the state they are in because of us.
Squidge is right. I mean what type of country would we be if we just didnt let them all in, put them up in free hotels with three squares a day and £35 a week to live on. In this land of Ambrosia and Honey our streets are paved with gold. money is no option, and its not like there are no pensioners, veterans or homeless poor that could use that from a caring Government. No, we must honour our "internatiional obligations" to these cultural goldmines and not fingerprint them because they are all gay men being persecuted at home who have no paperwork at all. These dedicated individuals must be admitted at once, its not like you could draw a line between Syria and Britian and every country along that line is free of conflict and therefore safe for them. No, we Brits must welcome them in with open arms. I am sure Squidge and her mates would be happy to put a few up on the sofa, I did read today that a British female student has been gang raped at Calais but I am sure its nothing to worry about. After all we must be respectful of their different cultural beliefs where women are just objects to be sexually abused by you and your mates. In fairness to their beliefs we cant really call it rape either, maybe surprise sex would be a better term ??, anyway I am sure its all been made up. Everyone knows those dusky chaps of a certain religion that are packing Calais out are nothing but respectful to the fairer sex. Its not like the abuse of 1400 children in Britian by afore mentioned types goes on and has been largely ignored, after all the media are more concerned with pursuing one senile old white guy and every 70's Radio DJ in existence for being kiddy fiddlers first.
I thank the lord that we have people like Squidge in this world. People who can watch a news report fed to them by a biased media of a dead child on a foreign beach and conclude its all our fault and that we must do something. The people responsible for putting them in unsafe boats are blameless, as are the Libyan Coast Guard who have one job. Guarding their coast. Which apparently they cant. Apparently its all our fault though that they cannot seem to stop the flow of people taking Mediterranean cruises that are clearly sub par. Reminds me .. must write to ABTA about that. As Squidge pointed out we must honour our obligations and to that end we must send the Royal Navy to give them a lift and do the people traffickers jobs for them. Then we can arrange for Squidge and her Facebook mates to go to Calais and bask in the warmth and joy of these grateful and happy faced arrivals to Britian's cultural melting pot. No doubt soon we will be overrun with surgeons, architects and financial gurus. Just see how they react to finally being safe, fed and warm when the Germans took them in, see the warmth and friendly disposition of these additions to the greatness of Britian .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FPUtamjVXA .. Bless, thank god for people like Squidge desperate to help these grateful warm hearted friendly people.
Squidge has changed my mind. I spent two years flying with the UN in Africa and Afghanistan. The things I saw in that time had convinced me these places were backward third world dumps populated by the detrius of humanity who have the morals of a dung beetle. Actually thats a bit harsh, the beetles dont deserve that as they are designed to live in their own filth. And the same UN lecturing us now is the same one that is utterly ineffective at everything it does. Except waste money and employ pompous gits with the most teneous of grips on reality.
So I say thank god for Squidge. By the way have you thought of a career with the UN ??
Last edited by EyeCarntSpell; 29-Aug-15 at 19:14.
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