What colour should Paul Monaghan MP dye his hair?

**crayola** · 04-Jun-15, 22:58

Why not pink or yellow? That's a good question. I should have included at least pink as an option and also yellow. Any colour would be better than his failed grey, even poo brown or ukip purple. It's an embarrassment that he represents our county with no colour in his hair at all. Shaving it would be a big improvement. Can someone in his SNP club please ask him to do that if he has a political objection to dyeing? And a beard? Not sure. Isn't he too baby faced to do that? And what team does he support? I have no real information. Maybe Montrose? Or Strathpeffer Greys? He's an anathema mixed up with a bowl of yesterday's cold porridge on his head and that's not good enough for our county.

**crayola** · 07-Jun-15, 10:55

Dr Paul Monaghan SNP MP has stated on Twitter that he will address all issues raised by his Thurso constituents. This must mean that he will at last dye his hair. I suggest a dark bright pink.

**Fulmar** · 07-Jun-15, 12:05

I think that streaks would be the way to go.

**gleeber** · 07-Jun-15, 12:20

If he has any sense he will leave it the way it is.

At least you can spot him in a crowd. He has more on his plate than his hair. Its not going to be easy to be an honourable gentleman. Best of luck to him.

**crayola** · 07-Jun-15, 21:00

Black with a yellow streak could suit. But he would be so much more visible in a crowd with bright pink hair. He needs that visibility to survive in the world of politics. I don't know why his wife lets him go out the house with that half eaten bowl of cold porridge on his head.