Maybe he's just not the sort of jessie who dyes his hair.
Black
Brown
Bleach blonde
Red
Don't dye it. Leave it as it is. Grey and dull and boring.
Paul Monaghan is Caithness' new MP which is ok apart from one thing. His hair!! What is his wife thinking of? Why doesn't she look after his blank canvas of hair? It has no colour at all and it's crying so loudly for attention that they must be able to hear it in Strathpeffer and Garve. A blank canvas shouldn't be left blank should it now? Even my artistic nemesis the ghost of Jackson Pollock agrees with me on this. So what colour should Paul's wife choose for him and his constituents? You know he's worth it Mrs M so do something about it!!
Maybe he's just not the sort of jessie who dyes his hair.
I think that nice alternative washed out blue and purple look would be quite suitable.
Maybe he would suit blue and purple but his hair looks washed out already. What he needs is a bright new look.
I can recommend Julie McGuire. She does Nicola Sturgeon's look. And whatever you think of Nicola's politics, her makeover has been truly dramatic.
"Homophobic" - now thats a big word for a Weeker. What does it mean anyway ?
Seems the term is not considered offensive according to the urban Dictionary, infact it seems quite complimentary.
One should always remember the English language is a dynamic and constantly evolving language.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jessie
Last edited by BetterTogether; 15-May-15 at 18:13.
I tried this Guggle thingy but the only Jesse I could find was some punter called Jesse James and he is apparently deid. I can not see any connection between a deid American outlaw chappie and some punter dyeing his hair.
I am probably doing this Guddle thing all wrong.
Boys! Can you please stick to the important topic of the colour of Paul Monaghan's hair? Could one of the SNP members please inform Paul of this important thread? Tell him the success of his parliamentary career depends on choosing the right hair colour. No parliamentarian with colourless hair has had much success since before the early days of hair colouring technology.
No but it is offensive according to the Oxford dictionary, and it is not how the ball is thrown it is how it is caught. I find the term to be homophobic and your responses to my post say it all about the type of people you are.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...english/jessie
In addition you will also find the meaning of homophobic below for any of you who are in doubt:
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...ish/homophobic
I request again that you remove your comment.
Duly noted, what you've attempted to do is link two unrelated words.
I note the Oxford dictionary does not give any homophobic overtones to the word they are ascribed by yourself.
I guess that would show the type of person you are.
The colour of Paul Monaghan's hair matters as little as the colour of Nicola Sturgeon's dress or Mhairi Black's fathers job. That is nothing at all.
The only thing I know this is light- hearted joke. But most important bit I'm proud to be British of United kingdom Why, there is nowhere in the world a leader like David Cameron what ever you think of the Tories and him would sit in civilized way in front of group who wants to break up the country and try to compromise with Nicola Sturgeon.
Last edited by Scout; 16-May-15 at 17:22.
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