Come into the 21st Century, this is the way to do it now, never heard about the Jaffa Cakes method before

Recipe for Microwave Porridge
Serves 1
Original, old fashioned or Wholemeal porridge oats
Put a 1/4 pint water or semi skimmed milk in jug
add enough oats to fill the water or milk
cook on full power 2 1/2 - 3 minutes watch for the mixture to rise in the jug as it cooks ,add sugar, salt, milk to taste, it delicious with soya milk.
Real Scotsmen don't add sugar to their porridge, but according to the "Sunday Post" they put jaffa cakes on the top and wait till they melt.