Congratulations to the prime minister

[crayola]

Congratulations to David Cameron on his re-election as prime minister of the United Kingdom. Congratulations also to my MP who was re-elected with an increased majority. We are at last rid of the wrong Miliband who also lost his Party's Balls. Eek!

[sids]

Do you own an MP?

[crayola]

Do you own an MP?

I've had a number over the years. I had to divorce one to get him out of the house.

[davth]

We have all been screwed by MPs in the past crayola

[crayola]

Ha ha very good, but most of you won't have enjoyed the experience. I would have preferred another Conservative LibDem coalition but a girl can't always have everything she wants.

[Rheghead]

Congratulations to the Prime minister on an effective campaign. His mantra to threaten England with the democratic choice of Scotland revealed more than he bargained for about the psyche of him and his supporters.