The Wick Dialect
by Isabel Salmon.

Now Week id hes a dialect
All o' ids very ane
Ye can traivil Scotland
Or ae whole wide world
Aye chiel will tell yir hame

Ids lek a forin language
Ye can use id wheniver ye lek
Ye can cheinge till ae Cockney or Oxford
Withoot getting a crick in yir neck

So ye can see ids aafil handy
Ye'd ne'er lose id if ye tried
An' its only when ye're in ae thick o'ed
Ye ken yir hom' an' dried.