bush joke

[johno]

<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were
having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what
he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit...

"And what can I get for you, Mr.
President?"

George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans
over to Bush and whispers..........

"It's pronounced, 'Quiche'<FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

[Julia]

I can just imagine it!

Been looking up 'Bushisms' and quotes lately, one of my favourite being

'I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here'
George W. Bush, speaking at President's Economic Forum, Waco, Texas, August 2002