H.a.p.e.

[golach]

Exactly! That is why I must move to Wick so that I can be educated about Scotch!!!

We drink Scotch, we speak Scots, get it right

[unhappywanderer]

Would it work?
There are a lot (thousands)of single malts to choose from if you take in age/cask/distillery/year etc..some might finish him off just by price alone!
Might be a happier way for him to go though.......

I have had the pleasure of sampling whiskies galore in Scotland many times, particularly at Oban, Wick, Thurso, Edinburgh and the SLEEPERZZZ place at the train stop before Golspie. If I want to finish me off then I simply sleep at high altitude on one of your hills armed with a bottle of Drambuie and my heap of tablets supplied by the NHS at your expense. Have another nice day!

[Dadie]

Its pretty flat in Caithness ...so which hill or tussock will you choose?
Morven is the highest hill for miles(not sure but think it isn't high enough for mountain or even munro status) and it is in Sutherland!

[sids]

We drink Scotch, we speak Scots, get it right

"Scotch," as an adjective, was good enough for Robert Burns. If you have some sort of higher literary standards, that's great, obviously.

[laguna2]

Last time I looked at a map, Morven was in Caithness. Or is it half and half?