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Thread: Cringe time!

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    Default Cringe time!

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
    Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks.
    They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
    After paying for everything she asks him if he'd like to come to her place for a nightcap......and stay for breakfast.
    The next morning, she cooks a wonderful meal and the coffee is perfect.
    The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
    "You know", he said, "you are an amazing woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
    "No," she replies.........You just happened to catch my eye.

    You may cringe :-)
    Last edited by joxville; 31-Aug-14 at 11:03.

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