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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    Does he do men? I'm looking for a mans intellect in a female body.

    lol eyes off he's connie's
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam View Post
    lol eyes off he's connie's
    Wig on, lipstick on, skirt on.... ready to roll! whoops, hold on I forgot to stuff a couple of coconuts in me bra.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    I'll come and cut down his grass for him, is it ripe?
    oh yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    I's ok, I'm his new wife and I'll talk for him now.
    You go girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    Wig on, lipstick on, skirt on.... ready to roll! whoops, hold on I forgot to stuff a couple of coconuts in me bra.....
    I've got a cople of sock I can stuff doon my trousers if that turns you on.
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea View Post
    Hey Alice you should get him on her to defend himself!
    That will teach him to leave me home alone bored and in front of a computer with you lot for company. I rest his defence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    That will teach him to leave me home alone bored and in front of a computer with you lot for company. I rest his defence
    Yeah but where is he??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    Wig on, lipstick on, skirt on.... ready to roll! whoops, hold on I forgot to stuff a couple of coconuts in me bra.....

    lol, never had you down as a cross dresser before now a will think of you in a different light
    The man who views the world at fifty,
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    Anyway, where's this organ of his? Any chance I could get a look?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    I've got a cople of sock I can stuff doon my trousers if that turns you on.
    erm, not particularly.... a couple of cobs of buttered sweetcorn maybe..... "socks" definitely not, that's perverted

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    Does he do men? I'm looking for a mans intellect in a female body.
    Oh dear Connie will set her brothers on you if your not carefull.....

    Me thinks your looking for the impossible.

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    If your read this weeks Closer mag you wouldn't be wanting anything to do with his organ lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    Oh dear Connie will set her brothers on you if your not carefull.....

    Me thinks your looking for the impossible.
    Haha, my brothers aren't that way inclined...i don't think.
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam View Post
    never had you down as a cross dresser before
    I'm always angry when I put my clothes on

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea View Post
    Yeah but where is he??
    Singing in Mull thats his story. Due home Sunday or Monday so I thought I would give him a surprise but at this rate I reckon it will be more like a heart attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea View Post
    If your read this weeks Closer mag you wouldn't be wanting anything to do with his organ lol
    Why not? What gossip have I missed in Closer this week?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    Oh dear Connie will set her brothers on you if your not carefull.....
    What are they...... dobermans or rottweilers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_man_from_del_monte View Post
    I'm always angry when I put my clothes on
    Ah so your the naked rambler lol
    The man who views the world at fifty,
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    has wasted thirty years of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea View Post
    If your read this weeks Closer mag you wouldn't be wanting anything to do with his organ lol
    What have we missed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    Singing in Mull thats his story. Due home Sunday or Monday so I thought I would give him a surprise but at this rate I reckon it will be more like a heart attack.

    if the forecast is anything to go by you have extra time on your hands
    The man who views the world at fifty,
    the same as he did at twenty,
    has wasted thirty years of his life.

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