Ideas needed please.........

[sam]

He was last heard off making his way to Mull Im starting to wonder if there is a chickie involved...... next he will be telling me he was off singing...yeh and Im the Queen of Sheeba hes left his organ at home so thats made me suspicious....

lol maybe he will bring his chickie back with him to see him play his organ

[Alice in Blunderland]

Hey, what a good idea. I was thinking I could do with a new house. I'll put the dogs and cats out tomorrow if that's ok and I'll move all my own stuff in on Tuesday.

Pets Connie I forgot to mention he loves animals....anyway lets just arrange the wedding and have everything in order for when he comes back....You dont mind a quick romance do you I mean you can get to know each other on the Honeymoon and if things dont work out I can recommend a good lawyer, although the amount of time he spends away from this house you might be able to do him for desertion.
So what room do you think I should decorate for you both then.

[The_man_from_del_monte]

No problem there Im multi talented

You'd need to be ambidextrous, willing to do a 23 hour shift (unpaid) and cook the dinner at the same time...........

[Alice in Blunderland]

lol maybe he will bring his chickie back with him to see him play his organ

Ohh that would be fun I would line the kids up and bribe them to scream daddy at him that would freak her out..........him too probably

[Alice in Blunderland]

You'd need to be ambidextrous, willing to do a 23 hour shift (unpaid) and cook the dinner at the same time...........

Is that all..... well realy that would be no problem to a woman of my calibre
I thought they abolished slavery or maybe we should start a debate about that.

[sam]

Ohh that would be fun I would line the kids up and bribe them to scream daddy at him that would freak her out..........him too probably

lol that would be soooo funny

[connieb19]

Pets Connie I forgot to mention he loves animals....anyway lets just arrange the wedding and have everything in order for when he comes back....You dont mind a quick romance do you I mean you can get to know each other on the Honeymoon and if things dont work out I can recommend a good lawyer, although the amount of time he spends away from this house you might be able to do him for desertion.
So what room do you think I should decorate for you both then.

Dont worry too much about the decorating, my brothers will do it when they move in. It's okay if it dosnt work out, I'm sure he'll find somewhere else. What about the credit cards, when do I get to use them?

[The_man_from_del_monte]

I thought they abolished slavery

Slavery?? I thought the job description was quite fair, you do realise you'd get one hours rest per day?? LUXURY!

[Alice in Blunderland]

Maybe I should just fill his garden with kids toys and swings ....hes so proud of his grass though!

[sweetpea]

Oh he is but I still cant find him a bride ....now theres an idea maybe I could move a young single female into the house one weekend hes away......any takers out there.

I'd love to see his face!

[The_man_from_del_monte]

I'd love to see his face!

What about his organ?

<Blimey this is like a Carry On sketch>

[connieb19]

....hes so proud of his grass though!

OMG drugs!! My mothers gonna have a hissy fit when I tell her who I'm kipping up with.

[sam]

Dont worry too much about the decorating, my brothers will do it when they move in. It's okay if it dosnt work out, I'm sure he'll find somewhere else. What about the credit cards, when do I get to use them?

lol you forgot to mention all your kids

[The_man_from_del_monte]

hes so proud of his grass though!

I'll come and cut down his grass for him, is it ripe?

[Alice in Blunderland]

Dont worry too much about the decorating, my brothers will do it when they move in. It's okay if it dosnt work out, I'm sure he'll find somewhere else. What about the credit cards, when do I get to use them?

Oh Connie hes so good at giving out his cards....and cash. On Christmas eve he took me to the pub and started to buy me a few drinks anyway... the wooosseee that he is he wandered off and left me at the bar...in no time my glass was empty and as I did not have my purse with me ( on purpose ) I shouted over to him to get me a refill .....imagine my surprise when he just chucked over his wallet and told me to help myself. Connie hes such a catch honest.

[connieb19]

lol you forgot to mention all your kids

3 goats and 11 kids, they'll make short work of the kitchen units.

[sweetpea]

Hey Alice you should get him on her to defend himself!

[The_man_from_del_monte]

Connie hes such a catch honest.

Does he do men? I'm looking for a mans intellect in a female body.

[connieb19]

Hey Alice you should get him on her to defend himself!

I's ok, I'm his new wife and I'll talk for him now.

[Alice in Blunderland]

Slavery?? I thought the job description was quite fair, you do realise you'd get one hours rest per day?? LUXURY!

Im speechless honestly I didnt think such gentlemen still existed you are so right it does sound such a good job I humbly accept.....anyway when Weeboyagee gets home this time I may need new board and lodgings....after all once Connie and her brothers move in there wont be room for me. kids and rabbits.