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    Default Is there anything more anoying!

    Than a poorly perforated toilet roll?...Angel...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Than a poorly perforated toilet roll?...Angel...
    Yes there is............That is having NO Toilet at all.

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    A poorly perforated loo roll is certain to increase the tension in anyone's lavatory. There seem to be more around than in times past.

    Kodiak raises an interesting point though, for my part no toilet is one of the gateways to Nirvana! All those nasty curves and crevices to clean, yuk, yuk, yuk.

    Give me the wide open countryside and a docken leaf any day.

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    Thin loo roll is the devils work ....Nuff said no need to elaborate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Gaz View Post
    Army issue "shiny" loo roll.....whoever invented it needs taken out....and not for a drink either! as for unperforated loo roll, spare a though for the supervisor on duty during an entire production nightshift of 260,000 loo rolls with NO perforations......sh** was the last word on his mind!
    Government issue toilet paper was dual purpose, shiny side for commisioned ranks, rough side for non commisioned, oh the memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Than a poorly perforated toilet roll?...Angel...
    People who put the toilet roll on the holder facing the wrong way

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    I used to bring it home too for tracing paper when I was a wee girl! It was great! Wasn't it called IZAL toilet roll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tilly Teckel View Post
    People who put the toilet roll on the holder facing the wrong way
    must be tricky trying to fit a toilet roll into a holder behind your back

    or you could just........ pull it from the back......
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    Quote Originally Posted by squidge View Post
    I used to bring it home too for tracing paper when I was a wee girl! It was great! Wasn't it called IZAL toilet roll?

    Do you mean this?
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    personally i think it would be a smoother feel on the rear if you used this.....
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    "I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather did......not screaming in terror like his passengers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by golach View Post
    Government issue toilet paper was dual purpose, shiny side for commisioned ranks, rough side for non commisioned, oh the memories.
    Sounds like you're trying to start a smear campaign for commissioned officers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chook a demus View Post
    Sounds like you're trying to start a smear campaign for commissioned officers !
    Was Bismarck a commissioned officer?

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    ******Plenty******

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    Facing out Tilly of course...Angel...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Is there anything more annoying!

    Than a poorly perforated toilet roll?...Angel...
    Yes. Blocked drains caused by far too much toilet roll flushed down them. Seems to be connected to the sex of the occupants of the house....

    All the problems could be solved by having public toilet style toilet roll dispensers that issue one sheet at a time, with a 10 minute delay before the next sheet is issued! Then there would be no complaints over perforations, which way round its hung or how many rolls they flush each time.

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    People who can't spell annoying

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    people who write about a lot of crap. ...hope thats not masking for .. lol you know what.

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    I would never use recycled toilet paper either. Unsure as to what the brown bits in the paper are.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Too many people on here making backsides of themselves.

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