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telephone call
> read to the end...lol
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> **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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> **'Hello?'**
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> **'Hi honey.**
> **This is Daddy.**
> **Is Mommy near the phone?'**
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> **'No, Daddy.**
> **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**
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> **After a brief pause,**
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> **Daddy says,**
> **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**
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> **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
> **Right now.'**
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> Brief Pause.
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> **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
> **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
> **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
> **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
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> **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
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> **A few minutes later**
> **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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> **'I did it, Daddy.'**
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> **'And what happened, honey?' **
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> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
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> **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
> **And now she isn't moving at all!'**
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> **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**
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> **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
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> **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
> **And into the swimming pool..**
> **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
> **Last week to clean it.**
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> **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
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> *****Long Pause*****
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> *****Longer Pause*****
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> *****Even Longer Pause*****
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> **Then Daddy says,**
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> **'Swimming pool? ................**
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> **Is this 486-5731?'*
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> **No, I think you have the wrong number........*
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