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> **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

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> **'Hello?'**

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> **'Hi honey.**

> **This is Daddy.**

> **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

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> **'No, Daddy.**

> **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**

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> **After a brief pause,**

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> **Daddy says,**

> **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**

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> **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

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> **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

> **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

> **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

> **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

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> **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

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> **A few minutes later**

> **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

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> **'I did it, Daddy.'**

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> **'And what happened, honey?' **

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> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
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> **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

> **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

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> **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**

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> **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

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> **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

> **And into the swimming pool..**

> **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

> **Last week to clean it.**

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> **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

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> *****Longer Pause*****

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> *****Even Longer Pause*****

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> **Then Daddy says,**

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> **'Swimming pool? ................**

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> **Is this 486-5731?'*

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> **No, I think you have the wrong number........*