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pretty much true.
The UK Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't
paying
proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3
years. I pay him
£400 a week plus free room and board. Then there's
the
mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of the work around here. He makes about
£100 per week, pays his own
room
and board, and I buy him a bottle of Trawler rum and a dozen Crown
Lagers
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with
my wife occasionally".
AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged
one".
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?
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