A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father OíMalley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. Iím seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, Iím currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life Iíve never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think youíve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "Iím telling everybody!"