"Because he's thinking of getting married."A man brings his best mate home for dinnerunannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, andI can't be bothered with cooking tonight!What the hell did you bring him home for?"
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