A man brings his best mate home for dinner
unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,
the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."