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    Jock finds himself in dire trouble. He's already lost his business and is facing yet more financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. 'God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee shop and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm gonna lose ma hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!'

    Lottery night comes and goes! Someone else wins. Jock prays again. 'God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost ma wee shop, ma hoose and Ah'm gonna lose ma car as weel!

    Lottery night comes and goes again! Still no luck... Jock prays again.

    'Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah've always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!'


    Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the Heaven's open and the voice of God himself thunders:


    'Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!'

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