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I recognise the sentiment within this one!
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Did you hear about the thoughtful Scottish Husband?
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He was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘Maggie - put your hat
and coat on, lassie.’'
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She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with
you?'
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'Nay,’ Jock replied. ‘I'm switching the heating off while I'm out.'