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Thread: Ma Valentine

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Wick,Caithness,Scotland,The World

    Default Ma Valentine

    I'm a day early but won't be on the org so I'll do it now

    Ye mesmerised me the first day we met
    I saw the sparkle in yer eyes,my dear
    For I knew ye were the girl of ma dreams
    Yer personality shone oot so clear

    For have we had an argument over the years
    To like Star Wars,is it so hard?
    Or to find out if 5 takes ye into credit
    On a 5 electricity card

    Ye are ma life,ye are my love
    "Everyday I love ye" thats what I say
    365 days of the year
    Obiron.Happy Valentines Day

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Vernon, BC, Canada


    Oh Cedric friend, you made me cry.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2002

    Default Valentines

    Was it the light that twinkled in her eye?
    Was it the laughter bye and bye?
    The hair that glinted in the sun?
    The irrepressable sense of fun?
    Or did she cook a splendid dinner?
    Either way you picked a winner.

    Happy Valentine's Cedric and Obiron

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2006


    Cedric lol, you inspired me to write my own for Mrs BB.

    My Darling Mrs BB
    You mean the world to me
    I love the way the sun shine's on your wig
    or the way you laugh & snort like a pig

    Or the way that you look at me with your cock eye & buck teeth
    I love the way your love handles wabble when you run
    You fill my life with laughter & fun
    I love the way you snore at night
    Boy you really do look a sight

    And there's the way you let rip in the bath
    Or how you charge about on the warpath
    I love those deep lined wrinkles when you smile
    Its all those things that make my love worth while

    I really do love you mrs Billy Boy

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2002

    Default Oh Billy Boy!

    Now true love takes many shapes,
    Hope the missus understands ye'r japes!
    Seems like you love her warts an' all
    And have no shame the truth to call.
    If not I think ye're in beeg trouble
    When she sticks a needle in ye'r bubble.

    So hope you bought the choccies and the flowers,
    That you tended to her wiles fer hours.
    Pandered to her every whim and pleasure
    With the most generous of measure.
    Played her love songs true
    'cos it seems you love her too.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Over the pond, but not quite over the hill yet


    Ma husband is in the doghoose, he's no ma Valentine,
    For this February fourteenth, he sure messed up big time!
    I came hame fae work this evenin', expectin' bonnie flooers,
    But instead a coffee maker, wi' a card signed "Always yours"

    This wifie wisna thrilled, o' that ah can assure ye,
    Ah didna lek the pressie, it wisna ma cup o' tea,
    "Wake up and smell the coffee!" is somethin' we often say,
    But ah'd rather be smellin' roses, on this Valentine's Day!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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