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Thread: The Wedding Night

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    Default The Wedding Night

    A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

    He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite interesting. Tell me about it'.

    She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for the Harlequins'.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

    Edgar Allen Poe

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