I just have to share this before I retire for the night, with a pint of whisky and a leg of lamb....... I was over at a concert in Glasgow a couple of years ago and a guy had "SNP" tattooed on his forehead...... I asked him why he had Dickhead tattooed onto his forehead...... he was like "eh?" I asked him if he had ever looked in the mirror.......... "PNS"

I'll get my coat.........