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ma face is no a poker face,if it was ma backside that let rip, as soon as the smell became overwhelming, i would be beaming wa pride and everybody would know i had a full hoose or should i say a empty one
Last edited by Billy Boy; 03-Feb-07 at 19:05.
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A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game. Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: "Father Murphy, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling." The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks: "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies: "With whom?"
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aye good one billyboy ha ha.
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